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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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