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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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