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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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