Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.