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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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