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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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