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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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