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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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