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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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