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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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