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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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