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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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