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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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