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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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