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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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