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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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