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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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