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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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