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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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