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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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