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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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