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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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