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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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