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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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