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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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