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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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