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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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