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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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