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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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