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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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