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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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