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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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