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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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