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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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