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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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