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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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