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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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