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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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