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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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