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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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