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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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