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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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