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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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