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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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