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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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