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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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