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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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