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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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