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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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