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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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