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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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