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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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