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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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