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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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