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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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