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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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