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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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