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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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