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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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