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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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