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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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