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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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