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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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