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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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